Everybody Loves the Smell of Ranch Dress In the Morning

Ranch dressing is great and makes practically all dish taste better. There aren't many other uses for this popular dressing outside eating it. No one would expect to find a package of ranch dressing just lying about in the parking lot. But when this guy heard a loud pop, that's exactly what he found beneath his tire. Thank goodness there wasn't a flat tire. But his neighbor's car was covered in ranch dressing!
And then they didn't even bother to clean it up! The red color of the automobile looks like buffalo sauce, and the ranch is making us hungry, so we think we know what we're having for dinner tonight.
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