This Toilet Sign Went Full Savage on the Gentlemen

This is another fantastic sign for parents or eateries. It mostly just tells you how to use the bathroom correctly, but it does so in a funny way. There is a lot here, but the first part says, "If you lift it up... Put it down. If it runs out... Replace it. If you miss it... Wipe it. If you're done... Flush it. If it smells... Spray it." Those are solid regulations, but the second half of the sign is much better.
It tells women to "Please remain seated for the whole performance" and men to "stand closer; it may be shorter than you think." What a sign that isn't having any of it!
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