Tony The Tiger Has Been Hitting The Gym

"Steroids; They're grrreat!" Tigers are already scary because they can rip you apart in seconds, but this one is even more intimidating. Does this tiger train with the Rock and Arnold Schwarzenegger? It seems like tigers sleep all day, so how did he get this swol?

He has been on a protein-only diet, so it went straight to his muscles. Instead of biting his prey, he punches it with a strong uppercut, and down it goes every time. The children should stop tapping on the glass because he could turn around and break it at any moment.
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