He Drinks Chonka Cola

Remember the Coca Cola bear? This is him today. He let himself go a bit after they stopped using him in the commercials, and the acting jobs dried up. He felt like there was nothing left to do in his life but eat, so he got a little heavier than most people remember.

Although this is not technically a real animal, it must have taken hours or days to build this massive snow bear. How did they collect that much snow to build it taller than the house? At least he has a purpose again, so he can feel better since he lost the Coca Cola job.
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